According to info on the side of the Gwar-B-Q bottle, “Whether you slather it on ribs, chicken, seafood, or roadkill, it makes all dead things taste better.” I poured some onto my sandwich. It was spicy, and it did make my sandwich taste better. But there was a bit of cognitive dissonance going on. Everything about Gwar is repulsive. We’re talking about a band that dresses like mutant barbarians. They have an album called This Toilet Earth. Enjoying the sauce requires the clearing of those facts from one’s mind.