Porsche Stolen from Fan
The RPD is reporting the armed theft of a Porsche Boxster last night around 9 PM from Harvie Street (between Main and Cary, near Gold’s Gym).
[Capt. Harvey] Powers said two males, one wielding a knife, confronted the car’s driver and took the car by force. The driver was not injured, Powers said.
And *that’s* why I don’t flaunt my money. (Wait, I don’t have any money.)